“El Capitan” was born in a nameless village south of Madrid on a frost bitten
night in December in the year that followed the end of the Great War. The
eighth and penultimate son of fifteen children brought into the world by Clara
and Fernando Muñoz, Francisco was destined to survive the bitterness and
poverty of childhood where six of his siblings would not be counted so lucky.
Fernando, an illiterate agricultural worker with one foot, hobbled from dawn
until dusk, three hundred and sixty five days of the year in red fields of
grape vines and grass. He put enough food on the table to feed two thirds of
his family and spent most of the night praying to the saints to deliver the
other third. Clara, when not heavily pregnant, cooked and cleaned, tended to
her offspring and her aging mother and scrubbed the dirty private linen of the
land owner who employed her husband. When times were really tough and harvests
failed, she washed her tangled blond hair with beer, put on her Sunday best,
kissed her hang dog husband on the forehead and strode out into the night,
returning the next morning flush faced and exhausted yet always brandishing a
basket of flour, fresh meat and eggs.
Francisco watched his parents work and breed
themselves into an early grave, repulsed by his father’s shame and embittered
by his mother’s ingenuity. He watched in powerless exasperation as his older
brothers and sisters dumbly followed suit. He realised early on that if he was
going to live a long and fruitful life he would have to get a ticket out of the
hell hole his family were also digging for him. Forced out into the fields by
the time he was five years old, he cottoned on quick that the best way to get
out of making the same mistakes as his downtrodden family, was to distance
himself from them as quickly as possible and make friends with the men who were
allowed to manipulate the machinery. Crossing the sun kissed fertile soil in
grubby flip flopped feet, he boldly marched up to the foreman and offered to
crawl into the tiny spaces between the cogs and wheels of a broken down press
in return for lessons on engineering and wine making. The man, amused by such a
serious and determined expression on the face of one so young, agreed to his
proposition immediately. By the time Francisco had grown too big to be of any
further use to the machinists, he’d turned a disadvantage of birth into an
opportunity to obtain a free education. He’d made sure not to squander one
moment, learning how to read and write, if only viticulture and mechanical
terminology and in the process caught the eye of a sacred enchufe, in the guise of the land owner himself, Don Armando Blas
Candela.
Impressed by the boy’s inventiveness, (a talent he
informed the young Francisco that he must have inherited from his mother), and
his youthful naiveté (he was still only paying him labourers wages), Don
Armando took him under his wing with the intention of grooming him into a half
price factory foreman. Keen that he remained completely unaware of his true
value, he invited Francisco to live in the servant’s quarters at his house,
away from the more common and disgruntled proletariat. After years of
subjecting himself to the rigours of agricultural management and bowing to
innumerable humiliating chores and requests of the Blas Candela family , Don
Armando finally rewarded Francisco at the age of fifteen with the confidence of
his most treasured secret. A quiet, competitive and well nourished man, needful of a bolt hole
away from his wife, mistress and two demanding daughters, Don Armando kept the
under build of his seven bedroom villa under lock and key. Every evening, after
supper, he would descend the cold staircase into the bowels of his home, unlock
the bronze padlock and enter his own world of make believe, where Don Quixote
still fought windmills and knights still rescued damsels from the distress of
castle walls and ugly husbands. A gleaming dungeon of silver swords and
rapiers, knives and blades of all descriptions hung from the walls and in
cabinets that stretched the length of the dimly lit room. Placing a brown
leather protector over his rotund physique, Don Armando would dash up a sword,
and dance his portly frame up and down a well worn Persian carpet, lunging at
thieves and moors and gypsies intent on destroying the virtue of his two rich
daughters.
On this particular night, filled with the melancholy
of whisky and red wine, Don Armando staggered to Francisco’s quarters and bid
him get out of bed and assist him with the task of opening the padlock to the
door. Once the great dungeon door had creaked open, Francisco was invited to
watch through bleary yet enchanted eyes, as the fat old man he had come to know
as a tyrant and slave master transformed himself into an agile baby deer right
before his eyes, the glint of metal caught by candlelight skipping on a memory
captured in another time and place.
“This is my treasure, dear Paco,” Don Armando sang
with a smile, jumping around like a Billy goat, “each one of these swords is
worth at least five hundred thousand pesetas my poor friend. This is how I hide
my black money so that the tax man cannot get to it and so that my wife and
scrounging daughters cannot get their hands on it either.”
Francisco surveyed the many cupboards that lined the
length of the dark cavern, quickly estimating the full value of the landowner’s
collection. His head swam with the magnitude of the wealth that lay before him,
causing him to reach out to the nearest table laden with blades to steady
himself.
“These knives and swords are all fashioned from the
finest Toledo steel, the strongest steel in the world, my dear boy,” Don
Armando continued red cheeked, “each one a perfectly constructed and
individually designed masterpiece of creation. Each time I count enough cash
from the tin beneath these flagstones, I call upon my old friend near the
capital and he sources me another work of art for my collection.”
Francisco staggered as his knees tried to give way,
the understanding of the torture that lay before him too much for such a young
mind to comprehend. One of the sharp blades, the one with the leather handle shaped
like a bear fell to the floor by his feet, ringing out an alarm call that
bounced off the cramped curving walls, but that did not reach the ears of the
lancing landowner.
“What would they think if they knew about this little
find, heh Paco? What would that corpulent grotesque woman and my two spoilt
offspring do if they knew that the key to riches they so annoyingly covet and
moan after actually lay beneath their feet in a form that their ignorant female
minds could never appreciate?”
Francisco, still dumbstruck, stared at the knife
between his feet and imagined in horror how it would feel to plunge it deep
into the back of the prancing and prattling proprietor before him.
“Thank god your mother has always been such a good
fuck, my son,” Don Armando said, turning and winking at Francisco before
turning his back on him once again to continue his practice. “Without her on
this farm to charm away the cheerless life I lead, I do not know what I would
have done by now,” he laughed, taking a swig of whiskey from a silver flask
that sloshed at his stretching waistband. “At least she gave me a few sons,
dear God, to honour my masculinity instead of two whinging and ungrateful
females who wouldn’t know how to make a man happy if their lives depended on
it.”
Francisco’s eyes glazed over. His pupils relaxed. His
legs bent at the knee and his hand touched the blade at his feet, magnetically
drawn by the power of his overwhelming shame and disgust.
“I mean, how difficult can it be for Gods sake to show
their father some love and appreciation? I shouldn’t have to steal it, surely.
They should give to me willingly. I am a man after all and if their mother
cannot satisfy me, and your mother is up the duff with another one of my
bastard children how else I am I supposed to survive? Please tell me dear boy?”
Francisco pulled himself up, knife in hand, swelled by
rage to the height and breadth of the bear that he held encased within his
bloodless fingers. His heart pounded against the wall of his chest, thudded in
his ears, rattled his addled brain. He took a step forward, out of the shadows
and cleared his throat. He brought his hand up, pushed the glinting blade out
in front of him, stiffened his arm to take the impending impact.
“Don Armando,” he called.
But his master did not turn around, nor did he cease
his rant.
“Don Armando,” he shouted.
But the landowner still shuffled on, taking another
swig from his flask.
“Don Armando,” Francisco cried out, endeavouring to
remain steady, blinking salty tears from his eyes.
But Don Armando could not hear him, or did not wish to
be brought back from the depth of his personal anguish.
“Don Armando?” Francisco wavered, the knife becoming
heavier by the second, weighing on his arm and his consciousness.
Then all of a sudden, through a cloud of scent and
billowing white petticoats, the Toledo
steel knife with the leather strap shaped like a bear was wrenched from his
young trembling hand and plunged deep into the centre of Don Armando’s back,
severing his spinal chord on impact and puncturing the back of his left lung.
“Thank God for that,” Eva exclaimed, dropping the
blade on the cold concrete floor as her father’s legs buckled beneath him and a
trickle of blood seeped from the side of his surprised mouth. “You took your
time, didn’t you?” she said, turning to Francisco incredulously. “I’ve been
standing at that door for the last fifteen minutes, waiting for you to get on
with it for me because I thought you might actually have some balls about you,
but it would appear you’re just as useless and gutless as the rest of the men
around here.”
She stepped carefully over the pool of blood that was
expanding away from her father’s back, peering down to look into his face,
before placing her slippered foot on his side and rocking him back and forth.
“He’ll be dead in a few minutes,” she said as a matter of fact, standing back
up and brushing her dark brown curling hair away from her pale face. “I’ll have
to blame all of this on you, you understand? Patricide is an awful crime at the
best of times, but your predicament will be understood far more readily than
mine and I have to consider the financial future of my sister and my sick
mother as well.”
Whether due to the thrill of the kill or the extreme
calculating force that this woman exuded, Francisco realised much to his dismay
that he had become very excited.
“You can take as many of these bloody swords as you
can carry, you should be able to get enough money to live comfortably for a
while far away from here.” Eva continued, pacing up and down in front of the
expiring body of her father. “You can take one of his horses, the black one
with the white nose,” she said pausing to look into the false assailants face,
“and you must promise on your honour as my half brother, never to come back here
and dishonour my family again.”
The young boy nodded his head as she walked forward to
stand before him, brushing his hands away from his shame to place her warm hand
in their place. Squeezing him ever so gently, she placed her rosy lips on his
and kissed him with an affection that he had never and was never ever to feel
again in his lifetime. Over far too soon, she then released her physical hold,
softly licked her lips and pointed to the open doorway, “You must go now,” she
said with finality.